Jokes and Quotes

“Excellence is not a destination; it is a continuous journey that never ends.”

-Brian Tracy

“Don’t let school get in the way of your education.”

-Mark Twain

“If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.”

-Abraham H. Maslow

“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.”


“Crossing into Gaza, I was asked at the check point if I was carrying any weapons. I replied, Oh yes, my prayer books.”

-Mother Teresa

“Don’t tell people how good you make your goods. Tell people how good your goods will make them.”

-Kenneth M. Goode

“Its more fun to become a pirate than join the navy.”



“Charlie was a chemist, Charlie is no more, what Charlie thought was H20 was H2s04”

- Two atom’s bump into each other.

First Atom: Are you ok?

Second Atom: I think I lost an electron.

First Atom: Are you sure?

Second Atom: I’m positive.

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