Jokes and Quotes
"Excellence is not a destination; it is a continuous journey that never ends."
"Don't let school get in the way of your education."
"If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."
-Abraham H. Maslow
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light."
"Crossing into Gaza, I was asked at the check point if I was carrying any weapons. I replied, Oh yes, my prayer books."
"Don't tell people how good you make your goods. Tell people how good your goods will make them."
-Kenneth M. Goode
"Its more fun to become a pirate than join the navy."
"Charlie was a chemist, Charlie is no more, what Charlie thought was H20 was H2s04"
- Two atom's bump into each other.
First Atom: Are you ok?
Second Atom: I think I lost an electron.
First Atom: Are you sure?
Second Atom: I'm positive.